English Study Toilet Rolls!

I think I've seen it all now. News rolls, black rolls, and now english lessons on toilet paper rolls. Toilet paper is due for some creative innovation in todays tech world, and would be a great brainstorm exercise to start off a day. It's a funny idea for disposable literature though. Start your engines and send in some ideas!
Update: another great mix that will leave ya stunned..learning english and exercising here!